Hello party people, my name is Nick Mordo. I’m here to entertain you with my feelings of resentment and confusion as we float around this big electron, as George Carlin once identified our planet. I’m a troubled soul with quiet confidence, an intelligent being who isn’t sure how to utilize said intelligence. I also enjoy eating copious amounts of pizza while doing semi-good Cameron Frye impressions. Some have said I have deep-rooted issues that need to be addressed, but I’m not dangerous. I swear.