Since our politicians are basically puppets being pulled by the strings of lobbyists and wealthy conglomerates, I say we should treat them as such. So, we should replace the two candidates with actual puppets.
Romney will be replaced by TED, the star of the movie of the same name. Obama will be replaced by Gob Bluth’s puppet, Franklin, from the series Arrested Development. And the beauty is that the racial divide will still exist, but the candidates will be much more likable and probably have better foreign policy strategies, too.
Let the battle begin!